Aquarius
January 20 - February 18
A colleague at work will tell you something of importance for your career this month, but you may miss it when your office building is boarded by pirates. You will be tempted to jump overboard, but the Moon's influence on the Earth's gravity means that you are unlikely to succeed without a parachute.
A run of bad luck will end on the 10th when Venus approaches Uranus – but don't be complacent. Carrying a voodoo doll, seven croissants and a tyre pump in your briefcase may help avert disaster when it strikes.
A friend's name spells 'antidisestablishmentarianism' for you.
